Athletics Day

Today was school athletics day and everyone had to dress up in green which was pretty lame, as all my green clothes are disgusting and I thought about wearing normal clothes, but thank god I didn't cause even in green clothes - I looked pathetic! Everyone else had literally lost their shit and was all hardcore, it was a joke - and for "athletics day" which, in case you can't figure - is not my cup of tea, and it was really boring.

There's a reason I fake tan and that is, because I am never in the sun long enough to get a tan - and that is because I hate sitting in the sun! I just hate the sun on my skin, all I can think of is old people's skin and all the sunspots and wrinkles - makes me cry! I've already got bad enough wrinkles and I'm only 17 for christ sake. So sunscreen + shade = the story of my life, and if I must be a fair skin beauty (alà Nicole Kidman, Dita Von Teese... I wish), then that I shall be. Although the orangey Katie Price (Jordan) & Jodie Marsh is my preferred look, but it can be a pain - especially as every time you shave it comes off in a horrible patchy fashion. Not the best look. Anyway, to get to the point of this post - my day was saved by a guy, Marcus, who thank the LORD brought a gazebo to set up and I managed to hide under that for the entire day - sitting in the sun is disgusting, and everyone with their nice glowing tans can enjoy them now - cause with any (sometimes referred to as... A LOT) luck, they'll one day look at me and be admirable with their sick sunspot stained, wrinkly limbs & face.