Colours Assembly

You know I have a stupid blog when it's titled after school events at my "lovely" Catholic school. Today was the colours assembly, which I won't even "capitalise" because it's that stupid - and needless to say, I'm only really spiteful because for a continuing time, the school doesn't give a f--k about me and only refuses hardcore smart-asses like my good, loving and FAVOURITE friend Sarah Quinney. I love you Sarah! Want your babies. (She reads this blog, haha. She'll LOVE it.) So the stupid assembly was happening and I was sitting there uncomfortable as per usual (sitting on the floor hunched up is really good for my back...) and one by one all the smart people got up and got their awards and I was literally THISCLOSE to my death bed, crying of boredom with my friend Tina. (even she got a shout out! F sake.)

I'm so over school this year, it's a great big load of BS. I need to become rebellious and start wagging. And smoking. And snort a little cocaine while I'm at it. (Just joking.)

Well, actually... I joke, but depending on how horrific this year becomes, I'll keep some contacts close. Apparently it's really expensive (well, not apparently - it is) so maybe some dope will do.

(For the record, I've never smoked or taken anything illegal. I'm a good Catholic boy with good Catholic values.)

(Yeah right.)

(Only "Yeah right-ing" the second sentence.)