400th Post

Thank christ my blog has finally reached a big milestone! My 400th post! HUGE. I would congratulate myself and do something exciting. BUT... I'm home alone, doing nothing on a Saturday night after enduring a 9 hour day of work. What... a nice life. Whatever though, my life has taken a turn for the worst in the last month and I'm back to square one really. Anyway when I reach my 500th post I'll literally jizz from excitement, and exciting it will be! This blog is my little internet baby that has been flourishing over the past year and a half and documents all the rather tragic things I have done over the last while - and it's random to look back only like a year ago and I already feel like I'm soo different. Growing older is fucked. up. And that's saying it nicely.

Sadly for you, but me really, this 400th post is going to be very boring because I have nothing to discuss.

Tomorrow a bunch of my friends are coming around for a pot-luck dinner, and the only reason it's "pot luck" is because I don't have any f-ing idea how to cook, let alone for like 10+ people. A nice joke anyway, cherish the thought. So my sneaky plan is really just to get a whole bunch of people to bring food to my house so I don't have to cook. Loves it. Mum bought me frozen prawns (or was it shrimp? I forget the difference) and veges to just throw in a wok and cook, but I'm even too lazy for that. I hate cooking. If I ever get rich, which I'd better f-ing do, I'm sooo eating out / having a chef - I cannot STAND cooking. So f-ing annoying. Someone important discover my muchos exciting blog, offer me a book deal and pay me a zillion dollars. That'd be sexy.

Until then... I shall continue to live in squalor.

Not so hott.