Texas Is Buying California

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Well, we might as well.
How about Long Beach? It would make a nice little addition to West Texas.

Now, let me make a bid to buy Chicago-- $ 4.95
(Will consider throwing in a sack of grits).................... 

On the condition they vacate and blow up all the buildings first and dump the rubble in New Jersey. Then, we will make the south end of Lake Michigan into a marina. That way we can send boats down the Trinity River and up that creek, the Mississippi, to sell oil to Canada.

Just a modest proposal, you understand.

Arizona, why don't you folks make a bid on Washington DC? Better yet, simply repossess all the green space on your state map.
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