Collection of Famous/Influential Tweets and Messages

Here's a collection of all the Tweets I've ever received from famous people! I haven't included them ALL, and from a few I have more than one Tweet from the person but I chose to leave out because... well this is going to be pretty long. This took me a wee-while to put together and apologies for not giving you the context of the conversations, but I'll add a wee subtitle to each image for your viewing/reading pleasure. I'll even include the Direct Messages I received, but will leave out the feud I had with Titla Tetwatla, the whore. I'll just include a Tweet of hers from when I was still dellusional and believed she wasn't a horrible, horrible person. Except she is so check out THIS hilarious blog proving 99% of what she says and does is fabricated lies. (These are in alphabetical order of name of person/organisation.)

Tweets:

She's not Hollywood A-List, but in Japan... she's bigger than Britney Spears is in America! HUGE.

Internet famous guy. He sings & models, quite friendly.

Crystal Harris is Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, the founder of Playboy.

New Zealand's "The Edge" radio station 'Morning Madhouse' presenter.

A New Zealand record label, cool!

Heather McDonald, a comedienne off 'Chelsea Lately'.

New Zealand's "The Edge" radio station 'Morning Madhouse' presenter.

Katie Piper, she was an aspiring model & TV presenter until she got attacked with sulfuric acid thrown in her face and received a lot of British tabloid attention and featured in an internationally released documentary "Katie Piper: My Perfect Face". Katie is by FAR the most inspiring person on this list. Sorry Crystal. ;)

Extremely rich designer and founder of the brand "Baby Phat" and star of E! show "Kimora: My Life in the Fab Lane".

New Zealand's MTV music/television label.

Paula Abdul, duh.

Again! :D She misinterpreted my Tweet to her. I said that I lived not far from the earthquake centre, but she thought I meant like real close I think. Her concern is lovely though!

Susan Powter's reply to "Are late night snack's good?", interesting reply, I know. She's a 'fitness & diet queen' and featured on Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie's show "The Simple Life" and features giving commentary on E! shows.

Tabatha Coffey, star of the Bravo show "Tabatha's Salon Takeover". Love her.

Kathy Griffin's personal assistant and co-star on "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List", short & snappy reply.

Back in the day when I was a big fan of Tila... we had a feud. Literally, haha. Hate that bitch now.

Direct Messages:

Current singer of the band "Sweetbox". I LOVE HER!

Playboy's 2008 "Playmate of the Year".

Movie star & model. Star of the "Resident Evil" movies amongst many, many others.

New Zealand personality & celebrity.

Full List of Names: Ayumi Hamasaki, Brandon Hilton, Crystal Harris, Dom Harvey, Heather McDonals, Jay-Jay Feeney, Katie Piper, Kimora Lee Simmons, MTV New Zealand, Paula Abdul, Susan Powter, Tabatha Coffey, Tiffany Rinehart, Tila Tequila, Jamie Pineda, Milla Jovovich, Crystal Harris, Suzanne Paul

What I've Been Up To

Since I started at the gym last week on Tuesday, I've officially gone 4 times as of today - which is quite a good effort if you ask me! I signed up for a "Triple Pack" where is getting three half-hour sessions with a personal trainer, and had my first session today! Holy fuck, the trainer Nathan certainly worked me out! Started off with like a fitness test on a bike machine thing and every minute he would go up a level until I couldn't pedal fast enough (over 70 watts or something, IDK) but I lasted ten minutes which was good. He told me I'd make a good cyclists, but there's enough of those at Garin so that'd be a bit desperate. Hate it anyway.

After that we did some strength training including press-ups (his kind KILLED me) & some pull ups on a bar, my arms died! Few other things too, like a flexibility squat thing and he said, and I paraphrase "That's one of the best I've seen!" Damn right! (Keen yet?) By the end of it I felt like I'd been tortured and will definitely be feeling it in my arms tomorrow. He kept telling me the pain was "good", but... it wasn't. It hurt like a mother-fucker.

Anyway, I've had interaction with THREE famous celebrities on Twitter, which is kinda wicked! I shall give you a picture of all. FIRSTLY Crystal Harris tweeted me! She is Hugh Hefner's girlfriend and star of the show "Girls of the Playboy Mansion" (aka. "The Girls Next Door")

Secondly I got a retweet from Japanese superstar Ayumi Hamasaki! She is probably bigger than Britney Spears is in America, in Japan! So that is like head-spinning!

                                       

Thirdly I got Tweeted by Tila Tequila! She is such a fucking legend and she told me she loves me! Right back at you girl!

                                         

You can view their Tweets to me by going to http://twitter.com/joeysauer/favorites. Loves it!

Celebrity of the Week: Tila Tequila

I adore Tila Tequila, I know she's not everyone's cup-of-tea, or let's face it, she's not many people's cups of tea. Thankfully, there's people in the world that live simply, love to have fun and aren't judgemental, racist or prude - I'd like to think of myself like that! Tila's is a pretty awesome celebrity, for those that don't know her (and to cut a long story short) she had the most popular myspace in the world (at the height of myspace's popularity too) for her music page which I believe is simply myspace.com/tilatequila. Anyway, now Tila seems to have relocated herself mostly to Twitter.com, a site I love too. Oh, before I forget - Tila got a LOT of her fame from a MTV reality show called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila", which was a tv show where Tila announced she was bisexual and the competition was to win Tila's heart. In the first season, she chose a guy called Bobby - but years after she announced that it was set-up and she was forced to choose Bobby over a girl... her name escapes me, who she really loved, just for the ratings the girls reaction would bring. Horrible ae!

The second season was even more fucked up, and even weirder stories emerged from Tila about that - but I won't too deep and will just say that Tila chose a girl called Christie to win her "shot at love", but the girl last-minute decided she wasn't ready for a lesbian relationship and refused it, so not-so-shockingly, Tila gave that show the ditch, and some useless twins did the show as a pair after that, but it sucked. Also, a competitor on Tila's first season got a spin-off show of his own, which proves how popular Tila made the show.

Anyway, the facts are Tila's amazing and I love her! Here are some of the Tweets she has sent to me, bad quality because I screen-printed them, edited on MS Paint and then saved in the wrong quality, so... a complete phayle. It's hard to describe why I love Tila, I just think she's really fun and the way she's kinda accessible through Twitter and online just brings her a bit more down to Earth. (the fact that I have a complete Asian fetish may be part of it too...)

(click the title of this post to see the Tweets she sent me personally.)

Tila's a fucking dumb, drug-addicted Saigon whore and a slut. The End.

Causes: NOH8 Campaign

Check out the NOH8 Campaign by going to http://www.noh8campaign.com/

Here's some of my favourite celebrities posing for the campaign! I'm not going to go on about it cause I know people will make a big deal about me posting this, but you can literally suck it - cause it's an amazing cause!

The "Causes" section of my blog is a new series of posts I have began, and you'll be able to follow them by clicking the the "Causes" when I have used it, and I will as I post more. There's numerous causes I support and I think it's about time I used my blog for a little good instead of complaining and moping, cause although I hate to admit it, life honestly has some good parts to it! Now that's enough of that, so please do follow and support my causes - they're their for interest, but they're also there because I believe in a cause. I'm not getting anything from it except my own satisfaction that I might help the cause reach out, so expect me and my charitable self to be posting a few causes for now often. Ta-ta!

Celebrity Death Catch-Up

Don't you just hate it when you have the greatest thing to blog but you literally CANNOT afford to literally write it out on the internet, cause you know it's bound to have bad consequences? That, my readers, is my current dilemma. Anyway, so I've just been catching up on my celebrity news, I thought I was up with it but really, I'm not right now! Anyway, so it's good to see that Brittany Murphy's death in December was accidental and the result of pneumonia, anemia and "multiple drug intoxication," the Los Angeles Coroner's office has confirmed. Well not good, but it wasn't like a suicide attempt or a homicide or anything, which is always good. Such a shame though, she was really talented and starred in some awesome movies. (Especially "Love, and other Disasters"!)

Also, Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila's fiancé who also passed away last month, died from diabetic ketoacidosis, which is a life-threatening condition caused by lack of insulin and sky-high blood sugar because she had diabetes. It's really sad about Casey because she tweeted at me on Twitter once, only a week or so before she died! Crazyness! Unfortunately, according to Tila, an ex-girlfriend of Casey's deleted her Twitter, so the Tweet was also deleted unfortunately.

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