Another day, another worthless blog

Lousy week, had to do my eight minute seminar today that I literally wrote on Sunday night. Today is Tuesday. That's not much time to practice and prepare, but from what I hear I managed to score a Merit mark from it - thank allah for bullshitting my way through. Guess what I have to do right now... apply for universities! How fucking scary is that?? I'm having nightmares of being Seth off "The O.C." and being the only one of my friends not to get into their universities or halls of choice. I'll cry.

Anyway, because I like to make my blog somewhat innovative I present to you... a download file for my seminar if you want to read it. I could actually get and put up a copy of me presenting it... but no one wants to see that. Well, I don't want you to see it. So yeah, click here to download.

I really don't know how I've managed to keep this bullshit blog alive for the last ever, I don't really have anything of worth to say and never have, so how I've managed over five hundred posts... Muhammad knows. (No offence Muslims, don't put a fatwa on me!) Not sure why Muslims are SO offended when people use Muhammad or Allah's name in vain, the prophet knows I love him.

Anyway just got whistled for dinner, literally, like a dog. You ask why I want to move out to Wellington? Later alligator.