Who Has the Duct Tape?

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In the city of tape and post em notes, 3M has its headquarters. 

So, why don't they get out there and tape the temple of the gods up so it don't hail down damnation on the idol worshipers. 

In the words of George C. Scott, when declining the Oscar trophy, "It is just a parade of meat."


I see pro football as nothing but a parade of meat. Possibly no dumb neckless slugs on earth are paid more than a football lineman to eat steak, commit sex offenses, and blast their way into another slug in front of them in a rush of a total of two feet.


But, this all says a lot more about those idiots who sit in a recliner, Buddumber or Coke in one hand, a bag of potato chips in the other, and scream at the referee in some far off city.


Here is a real job for you young brats who aspire to chase the pig skin:






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