Friday, March 6, 2009

5 Steps to Success

I've officially realized why I am not satisfied, I have failed to follow the ingenious plan Nick and I devised to achieve anything you want in life by following 5 easy steps!

  1. Be bleach-blond
  2. Smell like piss
  3. Smoke
  4. Fake tan
  5. Blue eye contacts
Honestly, how could you go wrong? Turning up to school like that, you'd make a million friends and surpass even the braniest people without even trying. It'd literally a be a dream! If there was a 6th step, it'd be "Eat only water and celery." but that's only if you're desperate. Which actually I am, so why haven't I included? Fuck would know. My day was a bit lame, woke up and it was like gloomy and drizzling, and it basically stayed that way for the whole morning. I ate like there was no today, all day! I really do need a dietition to be walking around with me with a gun to my head, actually that might encourage me to eat... How about with a needle promosing immortal life to my arm, and if I ate any sugar or fat it'd be rammed into my arm. That would honestly be the only way for me to stop bloody eating! I'm so fat and my skin's a mess, I need help. :-( But enough of that, well I'm not gonna go in depth with my classes.

I had... R.E., Maths, History, English, Media and I.C.T. Was a long day. Very long. Sadly* it's over, but I have work tomorrow. Oh well, need more money. I still need to go buy some Body Shop Body Butter or else I'll have a (dry-skinned) meltdown! It better be on sale too, or I'll actually cry. And not buy any. That'll show the bastards for calling off their sale. Anyway, what I am I talking about? Apart from shit all. Ta-ta! (Lol!)

Edit: I know there's thousand typos in the post and it was badly written, I was typing quickly cause I wanna go play Flyff. So STFU.

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