Wednesday, March 16, 2011

My Entry Into World Politics as Saiid Barghash

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Long ago, while in High School in Kenya, I made a serious effort to identify with the more radical element in world politics. Why Janet Napolitano has not picked up on this, I can not imagine. Can you not see how utterly dangerous I was.



After leaving Kenya, I was forced to conceal my curious inner thoughts in order to be accepted in such places as Michigan, Kentucky, and California. But, I have reached what may well be the last stop this side of heaven, and the pressure is off.

So, now I live in Texas. This is because we believe here in keeping Texas weird. Though my persona is rather dull here, it feels good to be weird and not be thought of as strange.

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