Chewing-- The Latest Issue

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I wonder how long until chewing will be taught in public school to kindergarteners?


It is so helpful when someone puts up a self-help item like this:

How would you like to sit across from this gal, finger counting and waving at you?

You people need to chew longer so I can get seconds :-)

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On a more serious note, here is how to stop chewing:

I met a Billy Bob one day in Tennessee selling garden produce off the tailgate of his pick up truck. A started talking about the Lord to him, and he immediately broke up. He told me he had some inflamed area in his cheek, and he was going for tests to see if it was cancer. He asked me to pray for him that he would not have cancer and that he would stop chewing tobacco. 

Chewing tobacco is almost certain to result in cancer, and when it happens, they have to take a piece of your face off to stop the cancer. It is only slightly less stupid than smoking. You can live with half a face, but you cannot live without lungs.

Ecclesiastes 6:7 (KJV) All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
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