M-m-m-mons†er

Irrelevant blog titles FTW. Except it's not totally irrelevant, I am a little monster and that's how I'll run! I'm also a soldier, but that's a whole other story. All I have to say is... I'm more of a monster than a soldier, for obvious reasons. So... what's happened since Sunday... (this shouldn't take long.)

Well Monday was a big bag of bullshit.

Tuesday was a whore but we had a surprise party for Becca Sims which was pretty awesome to say the most, never seen someone so surprised in their entire life! She walked in the door to her house and we all (aka. me and our group from school) yelled out "Cupcake!" cause that's like, her thing (I forgot and said surprise, fail). She literally got such a shock that she slammed the door shut before she even got her head in the door.

What... an unexpected reaction.

Anyway, it was good and I ate more than I needed (and already had eaten a fatty Indian meal at the mall with Oscar. Why you ask? (Don't pretend you didn't ponder this thought.) (And by 'ponder', I mean concentrate. Fully.) Since school ended at 12.30pm, and for some difficult/beyond-me reason, the party didn't "start" until 4pm, so... we were stranded, and living in Nelson as the most useless teens getting-their-licence-wise, we were stranded. Hates it. Anyway, a day off was a wet dream - and a cool party with friends was a good pick-me-up. Wasn't like drunken-rave party, as it was a Tuesday night for crying out loud's sake, but it was food and I got to look typically manly standing by the "barbie", nothing new to me. Although now that I think about it, posing with sausages on tongs with Robert may have somehow backfired...

Wednesday, otherwise known as the day I just survived, may as well have been my funeral because it was just as depressing and miserable, and it rained and was cold and I had lame classes and my breaks were boring trapped in the uhh... whatever we call the, oh, the "common room" (very Harry Potter of us, or does everyone call them that? Cunt knows.) and that was vair boring. Oh I know what I did that was exciting yesterday! I got the Lady Gaga & Beyoncé (you can make é by holding 'Alt' and pressing 0233, incase you didn't know. Has to be on the right-hand side pinpad thing) video for "Telephone", which is pretty hott & sexy as I love the video. Anyway the only thing I remember about to day is

a) Looking god awful
b) Getting two fillings @ the dentist and it was mis.

That is all.

Uhh, you're welcome. :)