Micro/Tele/Video-phone

It has come to my attention that having the word "phone" in a song title generally seems to mean that it's going to be a really good song!

Exhibit A:
Beyoncé's "Video Phone". It also featured Lady Gaga which was a BIG bonus for the song.

Exhibit B:
Lady Gaga's "Telephone" featuring Beyoncé was and is an AMAZING song and the video will be cherished by me forever. Live it, love it. Should have made it in 3D, it's worthy.

Exhibit C:
Ayumi Hamasaki's "Microphone" off her soon-to-be-released album "Rock'n'Roll Circus", which I am VERY excited about, to say the most. In fact I'll make it the picture of this post because Ayumi is one of my FAVOURITE Asian (Japanese specifically) artists and I love her and she's a HUGELY MASSIVELY successful star in Japan, you have no idea. It's kinda ignorant that basically no one I know has heard of Ayu, except for those who I have told her about. Which by the way, is many. (You're welcome, Ayu.) Anyway, she's awesome and I love her. Dying for Koda Kumi's new album too. Hope BoA releases a 2nd English album too. Utada's last English album (This is the One) was good... but not great. If she made the music a little more poppy I might like it, but a full English Version of album 'Ultra Blue' would go down nicely too.

Oh wait? You don't care about all of that cause you don't know/like Asian music? SUCK IT. :)

I had a shit day and everything sucked and teachers hate me and I have no friends. That is lé fact.

Sarah, I hope you live up to your promise with Oscar!

P.S. Alex, Rianna, Nadine, Ashleigh & Natalie are all MILFS. But without being mothers. Obviously. (will refer back to this regarding Ashleigh in 9 months.) Sorry for those other readers who didn't get shout outs. You don't leave comments and just creepily stalk - so how the christ am I meant to know?

Answer: I'm not.

Cheerio.

EDIT: Holy shitballs!!! Koda Kumi's latest album is already out so I thought I'd be kind and post one of the singles off her album which is actually a cover of an unused track which was supposed to be on Kelly Clarkson's "All I Ever Wanted" album. The track's called "Can We Go Back", I'll post Kelly and Koda's songs for you to compare. Unfortunately Koda's label Avex is soo annoying and NEVER lets her music be on YouTube, so unfortunately no youtube link for her version. (I like Koda's just cause she's a legend. Sorry Kelly, yours is awesome too!)

Kelly:

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Irrelevant blog titles FTW. Except it's not totally irrelevant, I am a little monster and that's how I'll run! I'm also a soldier, but that's a whole other story. All I have to say is... I'm more of a monster than a soldier, for obvious reasons. So... what's happened since Sunday... (this shouldn't take long.)

Well Monday was a big bag of bullshit.

Tuesday was a whore but we had a surprise party for Becca Sims which was pretty awesome to say the most, never seen someone so surprised in their entire life! She walked in the door to her house and we all (aka. me and our group from school) yelled out "Cupcake!" cause that's like, her thing (I forgot and said surprise, fail). She literally got such a shock that she slammed the door shut before she even got her head in the door.

What... an unexpected reaction.

Anyway, it was good and I ate more than I needed (and already had eaten a fatty Indian meal at the mall with Oscar. Why you ask? (Don't pretend you didn't ponder this thought.) (And by 'ponder', I mean concentrate. Fully.) Since school ended at 12.30pm, and for some difficult/beyond-me reason, the party didn't "start" until 4pm, so... we were stranded, and living in Nelson as the most useless teens getting-their-licence-wise, we were stranded. Hates it. Anyway, a day off was a wet dream - and a cool party with friends was a good pick-me-up. Wasn't like drunken-rave party, as it was a Tuesday night for crying out loud's sake, but it was food and I got to look typically manly standing by the "barbie", nothing new to me. Although now that I think about it, posing with sausages on tongs with Robert may have somehow backfired...

Wednesday, otherwise known as the day I just survived, may as well have been my funeral because it was just as depressing and miserable, and it rained and was cold and I had lame classes and my breaks were boring trapped in the uhh... whatever we call the, oh, the "common room" (very Harry Potter of us, or does everyone call them that? Cunt knows.) and that was vair boring. Oh I know what I did that was exciting yesterday! I got the Lady Gaga & Beyoncé (you can make é by holding 'Alt' and pressing 0233, incase you didn't know. Has to be on the right-hand side pinpad thing) video for "Telephone", which is pretty hott & sexy as I love the video. Anyway the only thing I remember about to day is

a) Looking god awful
b) Getting two fillings @ the dentist and it was mis.

That is all.

Uhh, you're welcome. :)