Tweet from Khloé Kardashian & Ayumi Hamasaki (again!)

So like, a week ago (this has taken me a while to post) I was on Twitter, shocking I know, and Khloé Kardashian tweeted something and I was in a pissy mood cause I'm always Tweeting the celebrities, and yeah, I know they get a million tweets a second - but I get fucked off, they NEVER reply! So I messaged Khloe saying something a bit rude like "OMG why do you never reply to any of your fans??" which wasn't quite the way I wanted to portray myself to Khloe because, for a while, she was one my favourite celebrities... anyway, lord behold, bitch replied!

I. Was. Dying.

But not really, because it's not exactly the most charming of tweets - but still, it's exciting. That's like 10-20 seconds devoted to writing to me, even if it's negatively slanted - it still got me excited. I also got Tweeted by Ayumi Hamasaki, again, which is huge as fuck AND she was talking about Lady Gaga, cause I messaged Ayu asking about Gaga because they were on a Japanese show together a wee while ago. Love her, Ayu is literally probably more famous than Khloé in Japan alone, let alone Asia - and considerably internationally, but she doesn't have so many Twitter followers (mostly because of her weird name and picture of her puppy as a display picture! Least she's not vain, because she's damn prettier than Khloe. haha.)

Collection of Famous/Influential Tweets and Messages

Here's a collection of all the Tweets I've ever received from famous people! I haven't included them ALL, and from a few I have more than one Tweet from the person but I chose to leave out because... well this is going to be pretty long. This took me a wee-while to put together and apologies for not giving you the context of the conversations, but I'll add a wee subtitle to each image for your viewing/reading pleasure. I'll even include the Direct Messages I received, but will leave out the feud I had with Titla Tetwatla, the whore. I'll just include a Tweet of hers from when I was still dellusional and believed she wasn't a horrible, horrible person. Except she is so check out THIS hilarious blog proving 99% of what she says and does is fabricated lies. (These are in alphabetical order of name of person/organisation.)

Tweets:

She's not Hollywood A-List, but in Japan... she's bigger than Britney Spears is in America! HUGE.

Internet famous guy. He sings & models, quite friendly.

Crystal Harris is Hugh Hefner's girlfriend, the founder of Playboy.

New Zealand's "The Edge" radio station 'Morning Madhouse' presenter.

A New Zealand record label, cool!

Heather McDonald, a comedienne off 'Chelsea Lately'.

New Zealand's "The Edge" radio station 'Morning Madhouse' presenter.

Katie Piper, she was an aspiring model & TV presenter until she got attacked with sulfuric acid thrown in her face and received a lot of British tabloid attention and featured in an internationally released documentary "Katie Piper: My Perfect Face". Katie is by FAR the most inspiring person on this list. Sorry Crystal. ;)

Extremely rich designer and founder of the brand "Baby Phat" and star of E! show "Kimora: My Life in the Fab Lane".

New Zealand's MTV music/television label.

Paula Abdul, duh.

Again! :D She misinterpreted my Tweet to her. I said that I lived not far from the earthquake centre, but she thought I meant like real close I think. Her concern is lovely though!

Susan Powter's reply to "Are late night snack's good?", interesting reply, I know. She's a 'fitness & diet queen' and featured on Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie's show "The Simple Life" and features giving commentary on E! shows.

Tabatha Coffey, star of the Bravo show "Tabatha's Salon Takeover". Love her.

Kathy Griffin's personal assistant and co-star on "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List", short & snappy reply.

Back in the day when I was a big fan of Tila... we had a feud. Literally, haha. Hate that bitch now.

Direct Messages:

Current singer of the band "Sweetbox". I LOVE HER!

Playboy's 2008 "Playmate of the Year".

Movie star & model. Star of the "Resident Evil" movies amongst many, many others.

New Zealand personality & celebrity.

Full List of Names: Ayumi Hamasaki, Brandon Hilton, Crystal Harris, Dom Harvey, Heather McDonals, Jay-Jay Feeney, Katie Piper, Kimora Lee Simmons, MTV New Zealand, Paula Abdul, Susan Powter, Tabatha Coffey, Tiffany Rinehart, Tila Tequila, Jamie Pineda, Milla Jovovich, Crystal Harris, Suzanne Paul

OUT NOW: Ayumi Hamasaki - Rock'n'Roll Circus (2010)

Artist: Ayumi Hamasaki

Album: Rock'n'Roll Circus

Year: 2010

Genre: Jpop

Download // Rock'n'Roll Circus

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Tracklist:

1. THE Introduction

2. Microphone

3. count down

4. Sunset - LOVE is all -

5. BALLAD

6. Last Links

7. montage

8. Don't Look Back

9. Jump!

10. Lady Dynamite

11. Sexy Little Things

12. Sunrise - LOVE is all -

13. Meaning of Love

14. You Were

15. RED LINE - For TA -

What I've Been Up To

Since I started at the gym last week on Tuesday, I've officially gone 4 times as of today - which is quite a good effort if you ask me! I signed up for a "Triple Pack" where is getting three half-hour sessions with a personal trainer, and had my first session today! Holy fuck, the trainer Nathan certainly worked me out! Started off with like a fitness test on a bike machine thing and every minute he would go up a level until I couldn't pedal fast enough (over 70 watts or something, IDK) but I lasted ten minutes which was good. He told me I'd make a good cyclists, but there's enough of those at Garin so that'd be a bit desperate. Hate it anyway.

After that we did some strength training including press-ups (his kind KILLED me) & some pull ups on a bar, my arms died! Few other things too, like a flexibility squat thing and he said, and I paraphrase "That's one of the best I've seen!" Damn right! (Keen yet?) By the end of it I felt like I'd been tortured and will definitely be feeling it in my arms tomorrow. He kept telling me the pain was "good", but... it wasn't. It hurt like a mother-fucker.

Anyway, I've had interaction with THREE famous celebrities on Twitter, which is kinda wicked! I shall give you a picture of all. FIRSTLY Crystal Harris tweeted me! She is Hugh Hefner's girlfriend and star of the show "Girls of the Playboy Mansion" (aka. "The Girls Next Door")

Secondly I got a retweet from Japanese superstar Ayumi Hamasaki! She is probably bigger than Britney Spears is in America, in Japan! So that is like head-spinning!

                                       

Thirdly I got Tweeted by Tila Tequila! She is such a fucking legend and she told me she loves me! Right back at you girl!

                                         

You can view their Tweets to me by going to http://twitter.com/joeysauer/favorites. Loves it!

Celebrity of the Week: Ayumi Hamasaki

Ayumi Hamasaki is an obvious contender for my 'Celebrity of the Week' for the obvious reason being that I love her! She's an amazing J-Pop artist and is recognised worldwide as one of the top and most successful pop acts to have ever been! In Japan she is likely THE most famous and popular musicians and her voice & looks have got her FAR! She does look extremely beautiful because she is but she is also an amazing singer!

She's done lots of cool things in her career which only began in 1999, so far she has released a new studio album every year since than so she has 11 to date, her latest being "Rock 'n' Roll Circus" which is a tremendous album, amazing! She has sold over 50 million albums which is amazing.

Another cool fact about her is that her song 'Jewel', from the 2006 album "Secret", which is one of the most expensive music videos of all time from any artist.

Love her, she's definitely someone that's going to be around for a while as a result of her legions of fans!

Ho-liday

I've decided to self-diagnose myself with depression for a number of reasons, and here's why. Firstly, I'm ugly and fat - and that's just the way I'm feeling right now but I guess I can't go on about that forevever, although it's likely I'll try.

Ok so here's one thing that's really bugging me... I'm really f-ing pissed I didn't go and see Lady Gaga's "Monster Ball" concert in Auckland last month! It looked SO amazing and although would've set me back $800, which btw is a fuckload of money, I reckon it would've been worth it - I'm just one of those hardcore little monsters that really feels like I'd do anything for Gaga! She's just so awesome! Although I must say, I saw her interview on "Music Station", the Japanese talk/music show and for some reason she just kinda bugged me. I normally love how she's quite expressionless and just seems so incredibly detached from "normal people", but she was sitting with some Japanese artists that I REALLY like and have also achieved MASSIVE success. I just didn't like seeing artists like Ayumi Hamasaki and the trio of 'Perfume' being sooo overshadowed and kinda ignored. I know my racist and English-loving-only friends wouldn't understand, but yeah, it kinda bugged me. Gaga did chat a bit with Ayumi which was good but it was all about Gaga - then again I guess she is the biggest star in the world right now so I shouldn't seem so surprised. It's just weird seeing such amazing and successful people being overshadowed. Whatever, at least Ayu got her latest single "Microphone" plugged - and Gaga's live performance of "Telephone" was pretty cool. (You can see this interview and the performance by clicking here.)

Anyway, another thing that's murdering my sanity - I'M SINGLE. Need I say more?? It SUCKS. I know a certain girl with the initials B.M. that'll be feeling the single life burn right now. Brutal.

Another thing - work! I shouldn't bitch because I've seen so many job-loss horror stories as a result of online bitching, but at the end of the day, no one at my job is going to admit my job is good or fun, it's just being a machine. Answering questions, bagging stuff, taking payments. A smart machine could do it. As much of an incentive as minimum wage is... I guess there is an incentive, study hard at school and GTFO to a better job! It's alright for part-time, but really sucks when I get to a Friday after school and everyone's like "Yay weekend!" and I'm like "Yay*, 8/9 hours of work tomorrow & an early start on a cold morning." Upsetting stuff.

More bitching? Why not? I agree. SCHOOL. Why is it sooo f-ing miserable, and is the 7am wake-up call for the 8.30am start really necessary? Talk about ruining my already pretty dismal life. I can't really be bothered whinging about school in particular cause at the end of the day, what can you do about it? Nothing really. Just have to struggle through with it, with smarter kids making me feel stupid and teachers making me feel unworthy & lazy. Gotta love it. -eyeroll-

Anyway, VERY quick holiday round up. Monday I don't think I did anything. I think I did though. I did do something actually... Not sure what. Oh yeah I had a Stage Challenge (dance) rehearsal, that was a joy. Tuesday... fuck I really can't remember. All I know is that on Friday I had a really long Stage Challenge Rehearsal, and then caught up with Brandon whose over from Australia & he stayed the night. Thursday I hung out with Nick & Oscar btw. Just remembered. Today Brandon and I went to town to hang out with Ashleigh and Natalie which was good, and Nick came literally at like 5pm when Ash and Nat had gone and Brandon and I were just on the phone with Ashleigh, DYING of boredom. We really were though. Nick, Brandon and I went to 'Café Affair' and... well, did nothing. Ate fatty bullshit, aka the story of my life. Tomorrow I have a, wait for it, FOUR HOUR STAGE CHALLENGE PRACTICE, I'm tired thinking about it - but hopefully it'll be good. Ok, sick of typing but... yeah. You love it.

Micro/Tele/Video-phone

It has come to my attention that having the word "phone" in a song title generally seems to mean that it's going to be a really good song!

Exhibit A:
Beyoncé's "Video Phone". It also featured Lady Gaga which was a BIG bonus for the song.

Exhibit B:
Lady Gaga's "Telephone" featuring Beyoncé was and is an AMAZING song and the video will be cherished by me forever. Live it, love it. Should have made it in 3D, it's worthy.

Exhibit C:
Ayumi Hamasaki's "Microphone" off her soon-to-be-released album "Rock'n'Roll Circus", which I am VERY excited about, to say the most. In fact I'll make it the picture of this post because Ayumi is one of my FAVOURITE Asian (Japanese specifically) artists and I love her and she's a HUGELY MASSIVELY successful star in Japan, you have no idea. It's kinda ignorant that basically no one I know has heard of Ayu, except for those who I have told her about. Which by the way, is many. (You're welcome, Ayu.) Anyway, she's awesome and I love her. Dying for Koda Kumi's new album too. Hope BoA releases a 2nd English album too. Utada's last English album (This is the One) was good... but not great. If she made the music a little more poppy I might like it, but a full English Version of album 'Ultra Blue' would go down nicely too.

Oh wait? You don't care about all of that cause you don't know/like Asian music? SUCK IT. :)

I had a shit day and everything sucked and teachers hate me and I have no friends. That is lé fact.

Sarah, I hope you live up to your promise with Oscar!

P.S. Alex, Rianna, Nadine, Ashleigh & Natalie are all MILFS. But without being mothers. Obviously. (will refer back to this regarding Ashleigh in 9 months.) Sorry for those other readers who didn't get shout outs. You don't leave comments and just creepily stalk - so how the christ am I meant to know?

Answer: I'm not.

Cheerio.

EDIT: Holy shitballs!!! Koda Kumi's latest album is already out so I thought I'd be kind and post one of the singles off her album which is actually a cover of an unused track which was supposed to be on Kelly Clarkson's "All I Ever Wanted" album. The track's called "Can We Go Back", I'll post Kelly and Koda's songs for you to compare. Unfortunately Koda's label Avex is soo annoying and NEVER lets her music be on YouTube, so unfortunately no youtube link for her version. (I like Koda's just cause she's a legend. Sorry Kelly, yours is awesome too!)

Kelly:

[Obsession of the Week] NEXT LEVEL

"NEXT LEVEL" is Ayumi Hamasaki's latest album, I never really liked her thhaaaaat much but she really has grown on me with her last two albums. "GUILTY" was amazing and now "NEXT LEVEL" (not sure why she has decided to make her albums in capital letters now. Lol!) is even better! The song 'Rule' is the theme song for the Dragonball Z movie coming out VERY soon, and I bet everyone will obsess over her after it if the movie does well, which it likely will. If it does you'll all know who loved her ahead of the craze, lol! I always liked Utada more then her, and Koda Kumi but Utada's big 2nd attempt at the U.S.A. market with the album 'This is the One' was... well, not the best. I love Utada but it really wasn't the best album, neither was her last Japanese artist "HEART STATION", had some good songs; but not the best. (DEFINATLY not as good as BoA's self-titiled English debut album. SO GOOD!)

Anyway, this is about Ayumi (or more popularly called, Ayu!) so her album is amazing! I really like the title-song, and the intro 'Bridge to the sky' is really nice. I love the interludes also, 'Days' and 'GREEN' are amazing songs, as is 'rollin'', definatly worth buying!

[Obsession of the Week] GUILTY

I'm not usually much of an Ayu fan, but this album 'GUILTY' really grabbed my attention! I have only really liked her song 'Fairyland' before and the two Sweetbox covers (aka. 'Ladies Night' and 'Bold & Delicious') but there were some songs on this album I just LOVE! The introduction song 'Mirror' is amazing, and then the song after '(don't) Leave me alone' is probably my favourite song! I love it!! Great beat and on bass it sounds amazing! The title song 'GUILTY' is great too, quite a darker more thoughtful, regretful sound to the song. It's amazing! 'glitter' is also a nice song, this is just a fab album from Ayumi Hamasaki! I have yet to listen to her new album 'Next Level' but the cover art for it is pretty funky so I will have to take a listen and see what I like, Ayumi is typically my least favourite of the main Japanese power-pop trio with Koda Kumi and Utada Hikaru, but this album really is amazing! That reminds me, Utada's new album March 14th! Like, two days away OMG!! And BoA's like a week later! Two English albums from Japanese artists, they might be mainstream in like two weeks. Holy shit!! GOOD LUCK BoA AND UTADA!!