Tweet from Khloé Kardashian & Ayumi Hamasaki (again!)

So like, a week ago (this has taken me a while to post) I was on Twitter, shocking I know, and Khloé Kardashian tweeted something and I was in a pissy mood cause I'm always Tweeting the celebrities, and yeah, I know they get a million tweets a second - but I get fucked off, they NEVER reply! So I messaged Khloe saying something a bit rude like "OMG why do you never reply to any of your fans??" which wasn't quite the way I wanted to portray myself to Khloe because, for a while, she was one my favourite celebrities... anyway, lord behold, bitch replied!

I. Was. Dying.

But not really, because it's not exactly the most charming of tweets - but still, it's exciting. That's like 10-20 seconds devoted to writing to me, even if it's negatively slanted - it still got me excited. I also got Tweeted by Ayumi Hamasaki, again, which is huge as fuck AND she was talking about Lady Gaga, cause I messaged Ayu asking about Gaga because they were on a Japanese show together a wee while ago. Love her, Ayu is literally probably more famous than Khloé in Japan alone, let alone Asia - and considerably internationally, but she doesn't have so many Twitter followers (mostly because of her weird name and picture of her puppy as a display picture! Least she's not vain, because she's damn prettier than Khloe. haha.)

Kim Kardashian Compliments Khloe's Private Parts

On the latest episode of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians,' Khloe got laser hair removal for the first time.

"You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought," Kim said while watching the procedure.

"What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?" Khloe asked.

"I don't know, I never looked at your vagina," Kim said. "I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina."

"I have a nice ass, too," Khloe said.




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Bad Hair Day

Today is one of those days that literally nothing happened, and hence I will NEVER remember this day and therefore it's barely worth writing a blog about. Sadly (and not unusually) I'm bored as fuck and all being bored does for me is make me tired and hungry - which right now I am so bad, but I don't deserve anything until dinner - and I need to watch my "figure", so... snacking is not on the menu.

Funny, dietitians will try to tell you to eat '8 small meals a day' but I mean, really - who the christ has time for 8 meals a day? With Garin's well thought of (yeah right) eating regime it's a wonder I manage to eat one meal during the day, let alone EIGHT. My dentist told me snacking is bad for your teeth as you are just constantly putting more sugar and starches into your mouth more regularly which causes plaque and decay more than if you snacked less - so how the frick am I meant to know what to eat and when? All I know is that when I go to Couplands Bakery I'm getting a Chocolate Chip cookie because it has less saturated fat than an Afghan, Gingernut or Belgium Biscuit - that's one diet sacrifice too many already if you ask me. Since you read this, you basically did ask me, so there you go. Savour it.

If someone walked into my house bearing either Starbucks or a Frappé from "Columbus" (in Fashion Island) right now (the McCafé mango one would do) I'd probably keel over from gratefulness, but I guess knowing the unthoughtful people in my life - I'll live another day. Not sure I'll be celebrating that as a result of double Religious Education tomorrow - literally save me.

So I have told various people I'd give them blog shout-outs, all real life people and not just cyber friends (I swear!) so... here we go. I would link to their sites, but none of them have sites - so... yeah. Linking to someone's Facebook is barely a site. So hello to Alex Menzies - and yes, sorry, but you ARE Khloé Kardashian - TRUST me it's a good thing. (click the title of the post to see a hott picture of her.) Rianna Farr you are a babe & you are Mariah Carey. (Ashleigh & I are matching everyone we know up with a celeb) Lastly, hello to Beka Kingsbury! Loved her since Year 9, and nothing has changed - except for her work ethic. Huge.

Celebrity of the Week: Kim Kardashian

Well thanks to the success of the E! Network's "Keeping up with the Kardashians" reality show, Kim Kardashian and her amazing family have been brought to my attention - and I'm thankful! I love Kim! Firstly, her website is said to be the most popular run-by-a-celebrity website (more than Perez!) For anyone that's seen KUWTK, you'll realize that Kim is actually a really sweet, kind and caring girl. Her sexy Armenian looks don't make her a stuck up bitch (unless she turns it off for the camera) but she genuinely is sweet!

I don't have a giant list of reasons why I love her, but she's gorgeous and well worth loving. :) (Her sisters Khloé and Kourtney are to die for also).

[Obsession of the Week] (For Last Week) Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson (formerly known as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend and a star of the show 'Girls of the Playboy Mansion' or 'Girls Next Door' in U.S.A. Since she left the show I can't say I know a huge lot about what's she's up to. She has recently began her own blog-style website which you can view by clicking here and it's a pretty great site too! She is engaged to Hank Baskett, a football player for some team (do you really think I would know? Ask Craig Lautenslager) and has a new show coming out in June in America, so God knows when for here. You can see a preview for it on YouTube by clicking here (God I'm good for digging you up these links.)

Anyway do check her out, she is amazing, funny and has the best sense of humour. Her laugh is so funny and she is just so real, and down to earth which is rare in someone so beautiful and talented. (Yes you could question her 'talent', but she definatly has some. Love her!)

She even used to have Bebo but then she left, now the only celebs I know of on Bebo are Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, Brody Jenner (off the Hills), Jayde Nicole (2008 Playmate of the Year) and Kelly Carrington (another Playmate). I found a very convincing Miley Cyrus page too but I'm not completely sure as there are soooo many fakes and it really is too good to believe, but it seems pretty genuine, hmm, you'll have to check it out yourselves if you want it. I know Jayde, Kelly, Brody and the Dash Dolls are real anyway; but they don't use their Bebo's enough. Sucks!

ANYWAY, enjoy and ta-ta! There'll be another OOTW later on this week - I've been very slack with them and they're a nice change from my routine blogging. (aka. moaning)