Celebrity Quote: Joan Rivers

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

— Joan Rivers

Celebrity Quote: Ke$ha

“I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive’. I had to be responsible for myself.”

— Ke$ha

Celebrity Quote: Kathy Griffin

"You know by Hollywood standards I'm literally a giant, fat, cow cause I'm a size 6, which is not acceptable. You have to be an 0 or a child size 6x. I was gonna try to lose 10 pounds in 5 days, but then I saw these mini-tacos at the grocery store and they're bean and cheese, and they're pretty good. But, my trainer says that when I crave foods like this, I should have carrots because they give you the sweet and the crunchy, to which I say "Bullshit, this is crunchy." Not a fucking carrot." 

— Kathy Griffin

Celebrity Quote: Lady Gaga

"So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's not as easy as it looks!" 

— Lady Gaga

Celebrity Quote: Ke$ha

"There's lots of creative ways that I have come up with to pick up on a dude. One of them is you can pretend like you've already met them, and walk up to them and hug them and give them a little kiss and be like "Oh... I don't know you... but I should." Usually, like, for fun, I drive around in my gold trans-am and just like yell at dudes "Yeah", "Wooh", "Shake it"." 

— Ke$ha

Celebrity Quote: Katie Piper

"I did have these terrible attacks. Yeah I do look totally different physically, but I want to be the woman who got through that and is now living. Not the woman that "Oh, she was attacked. It's terrible. Don't mention this. She can't do that any more. She doesn't go there. But you know, shh." You know, like, I just want to be rid of that, I just want to be Katie."

Thank you Katie for inspiring me in ways I never dreamt possible!

Celebrity Quote: Kathy Griffin

 "My eating habits are terrible

I don't like fruits and vegetables

I kinda like meat

I like doughy things, fried things and sugar things

That's what I like

And dips, I like things with dipping sauces

And glazed, things that are glazed,

or have frosting, in some way , or some sort of a layered, 

something layered with other things inside that are sugary

Also I like butter

I like things that rise

cakey, cupcakey, doughnutey

I like breaded stuff

I like breaded bread"

- Kathy Griffin

After this confession - how fucking mad does it make you to see her body?

Celebrity Quote: Lady Gaga

For some people, fame kills it and becomes more important than the music or the performance. But for me fame is like rocket fuel. The more my fans like what I’m doing, the more I want to give back to them. And my passion is so strong I can’t sleep – I haven’t slept for three days.

- Lady Gaga

Celebrity Quote: Lady GaGa

“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee a the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.’”

- Lady GaGa tells Cosmo.