Lady Gaga Update

I can think of no good reason why anyone would NOT have watched Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' video, it's a spectacle and her career will I doubt ever be boring. I love the Sci-Fi aspects of the video and the simplistic choregraphed dance routines which I just think should be in every dance video, but are so often not!  I like to see an artist show us what their made of without a billion cuts, Gaga has a fair few but Britney Spears' latest 'Hold It Against Me' had a horrific amount of cuts and you KNOW it was because she couldn't learn the dance routine, or couldn't do it well enough to show it in it's full glory. Unfortunately Britney is now purely manufactured, and I don't know why I only just realised this, but I have. I doubt severely that she has really any control over her career, she's just a money making machine and as long as she sells, which she does, I suspect this'll be the way it will remain until she finally gets sick of it. I can imagine Britney just up and quitting one day and eventually fading away, not so sure she'll ever really be able to fade, but she could definitely give it ago if she wanted to.

Anyway, that tangeant went on, without further ado - Born This Way!!

A Horrible Fact of Life

Yesterday, attention was brought to me that people had actually not seen the video for Lady Gaga's "Telephone", I honestly think it's Gaga's best. Although "Bad Romance" is her most popular favourite, I prefer both "Telephone" and "Alejandro" far more, although not sure which of the two I like more. However, I really like "Telephone" and I beg you, even if you don't like Gaga or the song, this music video is a work of art and contains so many subtle messages! For example, when the video is shown as a camera recording, the date is the date that the designer Alexander McQueen, a famous designer and close-friend of Gaga (he designed the claw-shoes she wore in "Bad Romance"), died. Also, only two of the product placements are actually paid for, PlentyOfFish.com and... I forgot which one the second is, pretty sure it's the mobile phone she uses but I forgot because it's not a brand recognised in New Zealand from what I remember.

Lady Gaga Update

So Lady Gaga, along with a bunch of other celebrities, have sacrificed their 'digital life' to raise money to fight AIDS and HIV, which you can donate to by using the information at the bottom of this post.

Anyway, I love how Lady Gaga is really going all out with this theme by dressing as a corpse bride-esque type character while shopping in Milan, Italy. I would donate if I could but a) I can't use that text number and b) $10 USD is like almost $15 NZD, which is becoming a little more than I'd ideally like to give. Poor New Zealand, always out of the loop. Why is this the smallest country ever? Seriously.

Text GAGA to 90999 and donate $10 to help children fighting HIV/AIDS. http://buylife.org

Celebrity Quote: Lady Gaga

"So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's not as easy as it looks!" 

— Lady Gaga

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Stolen from http://twistedbyamyth.tumblr.com.

News: Uni's gone Gaga with new course

A us college is offering a course on Lady Gaga. Students at the University of South Carolina can learn about the Poker Face singer as part of their degree.

Professor Mathieu Deflem said his "Lady Gaga and the Sociology of Fame" course is the only one of its kind in the US.

The prospectus says: "The central objective is to unravel the sociologically relevant dimensions of the fame of Lady Gaga."

Mr Deflem said: "We're going to look at Lady Gaga as a social event. Other people say that Gaga's the new Madonna. I see it more like there's people who have this very individual thing. Frank Zappa had it. Prince had it. Miles Davis had it. Jimi Hendrix had it. And Lady Gaga has it."

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Lady Gaga Update

"You see, if I was a guy, and I was sitting here with a cigarette in my hand, grabbing my crotch and talking about how I make music 'cause I love fast cars and fucking girls, you'd call me a rock star. But when I do it in my music and in my videos, because I'm a female, because I make pop music, you're judgemental, and you say that it is... distracting. I'm just a rock star."

Lady Gaga Update

How divine is this picture of this picture from Lady Gaga's Vanity Fair shoot by Nick Knight? Love it! Click the post title to see some more images.

You were born this way, baby.

How fucking incredible was Lady Gaga at last nights 2010 MTV Video Music Awards? Not only did she clean up the award ceremony and picked up eight awards, including "Best Video" for 'Bad Romance', but she also announced the title of her upcoming album, "Born This Way", which is such a fantastic name I know.

I cannot get over her meat dress! I read all about it here (and got the picture).

Lady Gaga, you mean everything to me and you will forever empower me more than any hideous hypocritical religion wishes it could. Just like you said, "Little monsters, tonight we're the cool kids at the party." and holy F-balls, I felt like it too! It's easy to misinterpet Gaga, and of course, she does need publicity to continue her success, but I feel ultimately her reasons for such 'unique' outfits and lyrics really is too emphasis, well, what her new album's going to be called. Some people are just born this way.

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On the topic of posting pictures, I just saw this photograph of Lady Gaga performing her "Monster Ball" tour at L.A.'s Staples Centre, and I just LOVE her hair right now! The yellow streaks are cool, but I think I love the full yellow do more. Little monster for life!

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Gaga in a new picture from "Vanity Fair" magazine.

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Lady Gaga performing live in New York on "The Today Show". Flawless.

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ALEJANDRO

You know that I love you boy,

hot like Mexico, rejoice.

At this point I gotta choose,

nothing to lose.

www.ladygaga.com/alejandro

Words can't explain how much Gaga means to me! She is beyond any celebrity and has achieved so much as a result of her superior creativity, supreme talent & unique approach to everything she does! Music, concert, video, fashion - she dominates it all and makes it completely her own!

She is my icon and inspires me in every way completely, I love her to death!

I Know You Stalk Me / Lady Gaga Update

Holy shitballs. I have officially realised that I have lots of people that stalk my blog. I just found an awesome site that I'm keeping all to myself and it tracks how many visits you've had from locations and just from the South Island I've had over 300 different visitors. That's more likely than not just people from Nelson... so... if you have anything to say to me you creepy people, I advise you to do now before I make a dramatic URL change and only tell people that I know and keep it a great big secret. I honestly don't like writing things when I know they're going to be read, it's weird and then I have to purposely not say things (which I assure you, I do) which is boring and annoying and then when I come back in like a year I'll look back and think "When the fuck..." and have no clue because I didn't blog it because creepy people read this.

All I have to say right now is that a certain CUNT can suck a big one, and yes that would be referring to my own, and this is so not something I'm going to get over.


Revenge is sweet...er.


Anyway, as positive as that's all been; guess I should make a daily report. Well, today I had a pretty lame day - to say the most, although to be honest, at the end of the day my lessons and work aren't that bad. It's just while I'm doing work, nothing seems worse because let's face it - I'm a lazy and pretty below-average student and I always struggle and no one ever cares about anything so it's just like... Fuck you. Well tbh, it's not like that at all. Especially not now. But whatevz, life goes on. Believe it or not. Actually you have to believe it. Unless you have a terminal illness. Hates it.

Anyway, as I recently Tweeted "Definitely gonna brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack these holidays!", and with that - I shall take off. THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE EASTER TWO WEEK HOLIDAYS BEGIN! I'm not touching any mo-fo Easter Eggs, because I haven't exercised in over a week and I'm (re)turning into a BFS. (Big Fat Slut, I won't be repeating that. Remember it.) Hates it. So... better get on the exercise bandwagon over the holidays because afterwards it's like officially winter and I'll be frozen, miserable and complaining EVERY day. So get excited. Looking forward to wearing winter uniform. As much as I love showing my fatty body, I much prefer to wrap it up with MANY layers and then I can pretend I'm skinny but actually be hiding a baby bump. By bump, I mean 9-month pregnancy. And by 9-month, I mean a baby elephant. And by baby... You get the point.

Anyway I looked DISGUSTING today, which was no change from the normal. I guess I shouldn't be so vain because it's pretty much a waste of time, well, if you're into that sort of mindset. Which I'm not. Still, the principle is relevant... in society. Holy fuck I just reached a new level of pointless rambling. Anyway, I have nothing else to do that's very exciting than trying to look acceptable each day, which usually I fail at - but it's the thought that counts. Right? Ugh, fuck up Joey. Bye.

P.S. Happy 24th Birthday Lady Gaga! LOVE YOU.

Love your Little Monster. xx

Lady Gaga Update

Watch this! It's the finale of Lady Gaga's "Monster Ball" concert on Saturday the 13th (March), she was performing "Bad Romance" for the last song - but she is obviously suffering from sheer exhaustion, because if you look at other videos of this same performance (at other venues obviously) she is doing an amazing job! Here the poor thing is looking like she's about to pass out!

I hope she's all better now, she's doing an incredibly gruelling tour that is stretching into September I believe (with newly added dates). Better her than me! Eitherway, she is amazing - so here's here doing her best even when she probably shouldn't have bothered...

(click on the video twice to watch it on YouTube, it's too big to be seen well here.)

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Lady Gaga's latest single "Telephone" featuring Beyoncé has reached #1 on the Billboard's Pop Songs. This is Gaga's 6th consecutive single in the chart.

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New promotional photo by Lauren Dukoff from Lady Gaga’s music video for “Telephone”.

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Lady Gaga arriving at Heathrow.